SPECIAL OFFER

If VVASP are going to waste time and public money in pointlessly fighting the proposed Lenchwick Windfarm, they need your cash NOW!

So, join VVASP (Vale Villagers Are Suckers for Propaganda) TODAY and you'll receive a FREE 'Dum-Dum' Nimby Sat-Nav!

The Nimby Sat-Nav employs no modern science or technology whatsoever! It doesn't actually get you anywhere, but just takes you round and round in circles, shrieking 'Not here! Not here!' over and over again, before disappearing up its own hole.

Guaranteed to lead you up the garden path!

The 'Dum-Dum' Nimby Sat-Nav comes with these added extras:-

* Instant Fact Spotter - allows you to avoid all factual evidence, leaving you free to make your decisions based on rumour, myth, hearsay and absolute nonsense

* Special Don Quixote Mode - so you can tilt at windmills in the mistaken belief that they're dragons, just like the loony in the book!

* Choice of hilarious voices (Rev. Ian Paisley, PW Botha, Boycie from Only Fools and Horses)

The Nimby Sat-Nav comes with a No Money Back guarantee and is designed to fail when reality kicks in. So sign up with VVASP today and get your FREE 'Dum-Dum' Sat-Nav NOW - before your neighbours MAKE you get one!

Extra Special Offer: sign up your whole family today and we'll also give you a free clockwork torch, which will be extremely useful when the lights go out.

(Disclaimer: VVASP is not responsible for anything its members say or do.)